Star Citizen: Hype it, or forget it?

Star Citizen: Hype it, or forget it?

If you haven’t been following this game, then it might be a good idea to start. Or maybe not. Up to you, r eally. Cloud Imperium Games, the developer behind Star Citizen, has a vision that will redefine the genre of space sims, giving players freedom and choices unlike any other game.

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Candidate Crunch: Pies, Lies, And Falling Objects.

Candidate Crunch: Pies, Lies, And Falling Objects.

Oh, Candidate Crunch. I’ve known you for about an hour and a half, but it feels like I have known you all my life. Candidate Crunch is a brand new mobile game for Android and iOS devices. Choose from: Donald Trump, The God-Emperor. Hillary Clinton, The Flapjack. Bernie Sanders, The...

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Infinite Growth: Baby vs. Nature

Infinite Growth: Baby vs. Nature

Infinite Growth is an interesting game where you play as a baby. You must grow the baby, using your dad’s regularly generated income to purchase food and items. Force promotions on your dad by spending your dad’s money on bribes, which fill the promotion meter. Dwarf your dad. Be a...

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Mobile Review – Linear Quest (Beta)

Mobile Review – Linear Quest (Beta)

It is currently 5:34 AM, and I have just put down Linear Quest (Beta). Returning to reality, my mind is full of comments, exhaustion, and the urge to use duct tape to solve an altercation I am having with a very loud cat. Let’s start things relatively simple. Would I...

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Final Fantasy IX is now available on Steam

Final Fantasy IX is now available on Steam

Final Fantasy IX is now available on Steam! For those who have never played FF9, I highly recommend that you pick it up. It is easily one of the top three best Final Fantasy games in the series, and stands within the original PlayStation era of the franchise, which to many,...

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Chronicles of Time: 5 Disc Album – Review

Chronicles of Time: 5 Disc Album – Review

Holy Butts! The remaining discs of the Chronicles of Time album set have been released! Fully licensed and 2 years in the making, it’s a whopping total of 81 songs by over 200 musicians from all over the world, totalling 5 hours and 44 minutes of greatness. Included is a spectacular collection...

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Review: Shower With You Dad Simulator 2015

Review: Shower With You Dad Simulator 2015

Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is easily GOTY. The graphics, gameplay, music, and overall quality are absolutely 100% top notch. No AAA game this year comes close to defeating  SWYDS in terms of creativity and quality. Lets break it down. The Menu Screen No game this year has put...

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Final Fantasy 7 on iOS

Final Fantasy 7 on iOS

Final Fantasy 7 on iOS is the greatest thing to happen to mankind since the conception of the microchip. Okay, now that my immediate unfiltered thought is out of the way, let us digest this event and give it a proper review. Lets start with the facts. Final Fantasy 7...

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Final Fantasy XIII PC Review

Final Fantasy XIII PC Review

First and foremost, I am a huge Final Fantasy fan and this is my first review of a Final Fantasy game! To this day Final Fantasy remains my favorite game franchise. With that said, Final Fantasy XIII is in my opinion, one of the weaker installments in the series. The visuals are...

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