Things That Can Fuck Off: Tomato, Feta and Bacon Ice Cream

Tomato, feta and bacon (all one flavor) ice cream has been trending for about a year after becoming somewhat popular in California. California is well known for birthing some fucked up shit. I tried a sample of it today. If the Original Sin that took place in the Garden of Eden had a taste, that would be it. That shit tasted like an affront to God. When I inevitably go to hell when I die, that fuc...[Read More]

Resident Evil 2 Remake: A Remaster or Complete New Game?

Back to the roots, we all remember “Resident Evil”, right? Especially 80’s and 90’s kids have spent a lot time with the survival horror genre back on the PlayStation 1. Personally, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I’ve spent hours and hours to master 100% of the game. I can still remember specific terrifying camera angles, when I’ve almost had a heart attack when I did...[Read More]

Steam Sales: The Conditioning

I remember when I was a kid, getting a new game was quite the quest. First, I had to put together car washing equipment (bucket, soap, sponge, hose nozzle, towels) and venture throughout the neighborhood asking people if they wanted their car washed. It would usually take me a whole weekend to make enough money to be able to afford a new game. I would have to wait a whole week for the next weekend...[Read More]

Why Space Engineers IS a Minecraft Clone

After I wrote my opinion piece titled “My Opinion on Minecraft Clones”, which essentially praised the existence of clones and their being responsible for making block building games an entire genre, the Space Engineers community got rather upset with my choice of vocabulary. They don’t want their game to be identified for what it truly is, a Minecraft clone. Today I am going to e...[Read More]

My Opinion on Minecraft Clones

In business, or even just life for that matter, when someone comes up with an extremely good idea, everyone and their mother copies them hoping to get a piece of the success and attention. It’s only natural and in my opinion, not such a bad thing. Here is why. When a great idea is born and sees some initial success, other people in search of opportunity recognize that success and try to repl...[Read More]

My Opinion on Consoles

My opinion on consoles. Consoles are great affordable gaming devices. For people who can’t afford a $1,500 PC they are perfect. However, I believe consoles hold back the gaming industry in many ways. Consoles are designed to last around 10 years, and the problem with that is they are not modular like a PC. The hardware they are born with is the hardware they die with, so developers are force...[Read More]

Why EA’s Origin is a Good Thing

Now I know what a lot of you may be thinking. “What the FUCK did you just say? Those are fightin’ words!”. But wait! Let me explain! Origin, when compared to Steam, sucks in nearly every way except customer support. However, over the years they have improved significantly, often times, directly matching Steams capabilities. Things such as download times, sales, free games, and st...[Read More]